When life gives you lemons...

[Skibur]

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then, sit back and let the world try and figure out how you did it.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

tittays!

 

[No Cow Level]

MAKE A PORNO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE

and if you so desire to watch the full porn, do a simple google search for "lemon whores porn"

 

[PikaJew]

What....? lol

 

[Cath]

you paint that shit gold

 

[PlagueBringer]

Omfg...Cow I actually watched the porn video. lol.

 

[Extremex]

lemon whores love the dick

 

[WhiteJesus]

dont make lemonade. make life take the lemons back!
I dont want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER
MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
IM THE MAN WHOS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!
IM GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN

 

[Ein]

I don't like lemons. I just give them away when I get them.

 

[Skibur]

It's funny how none of you figured it out how I made apple juice out of lemon