Sass said:
also bonus points if it doesnt look like a fucking cyborg. idk why this is the "in" look now
Agreed. I think that the overall "gamer" look is appalling.
The Mionix Castor is a fairly simple looking mouse that has been getting outstanding reviews across the board. The quality of the materials and the sensor are great, according to everyone, albeit it's a tad pricey for all of it's features.
http://www.amazon.com/Mionix-Multi-Color-Ergonomic-Optical-MNX-01-25001-G/dp/B00XJZ59Y0
Also, check out the Zowie FK1. It's almost a featureless mouse, but I hear that it is something that many people are enjoying.
http://www.amazon.com/Zowie-Gear-Gaming-Mouse-FK1/dp/B00LHRTO5W
The Roccat Kone XTD is another good choice, fairly basic as with the other mice that I have suggested, and a lot of people seem to be enjoying their's. There is an option to choose whether you want an optical or a laser sensor, so that is also kind of nice.
http://www.amazon.com/ROCCAT-Customization-Gaming-Mouse-Black/dp/B009DYOPK0